* THE SCENE: The opening title crawl.

* ACTION: Wave your Glow Sticks at the giant spaceship passing by.

* THE SCENE: Dark Helmet orders the ship to accelerate.

* ACTION: Wave your Glow Sticks wildly when they hit "Ludicrous Speed!"

* THE SCENE: Spaceballs are ordered to literally "comb the desert."

* ACTION: Take out your Plastic Comb and mimic combing the air around you.

* THE SCENE: Yogurt introduces the power of the "Schwartz."

* ACTION: Fire your Toy Water Gun and strike a heroic pose.

* THE SCENE: The radar screen gets blasted with literal fruit preserves.

* ACTION: Hold your Licorice Twist high in the air and wave it around when the radar gets "Jam-med!"

* THE SCENE: Yogurt shows off the movie's marketing tie-ins.

* ACTION: Eat your Popcorn during the "Spaceballs: The Merchandising!" speech.

* THE SCENE: Mega Maid begins to suck the atmosphere from Planet Druidia.

* ACTION: Hold up your Pine Tree Air Freshener to save the planet's air.

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PRESTIGIOUS QUOTES TO SHOUT OUT LOUD

* "May the Schwartz be with you!"

* "I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

* "Comb the desert! Do you hear me? Comb the desert!"

* "Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the front seat!"

* "We ain't found shit!"

* "What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?"

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DRIVE-IN SAFETY RULES

* Keep It Local: Please use all props inside or immediately next to your vehicle.

* No Real Lasers: Real laser pointers are strictly banned. They ruin the screen and blind drivers.